at my school every week we have a day of jokes called funny friday and i want reall good jokes and @ the end put the answer to the joke if there is. OBviOuSlY and im a little slow so if it a kind of complicated joke kind of tell me stuff so i will get it.
There’s a blonde, a brunette and a red head. They all enter a marathon. Before the race, they are allowed to take one object of any sort with them. The red head takes a bottle of water, the brunette takes a umbrella and the blonde takes a car door- without the rest of the car. Halfway through the race the contenders are asked why they chose the specific object they did. The red head said she took the water to keep hydrated, the brunette said she took the umbrella in case it rains and also against the blaring sun. Finally, the confused interviewers ask the blonde why she has a…..car door…she replied "So I can open the window if I need a breeze."
theres a blonde a brunnette and a red head running from the police. They enter a warehouse and get into bags to hide. the brunette gets into a bag that is labeled dogs, when the cop gets close, she goes,"woof woof." he then goes to the redheads bag that says cats and she goes," Meow meow." he then goes to the blondes bag marked potatoes. The blonde then starts shouting "Potato, potato,potato." The blonde is the only one that got caught.
or:
There are 3 sailors stranded on a deserted island with only a bottle of pop. The brunette said," we’ll all have a third" the redhead agreed and so did the blonde. When they woke up the next morning the brunette found the pop bottle to be empty. he asked the redhead if he had drunk it and he said no. they asked the blonde and he cried," well my third was at the bottom, so i had to drink it all just to get to it."
hahaha hope this was funny enough!
Two blondes decide to rent a boat and go fishing, just to see what the fuss (with men) was all about. Of course, they have beginners luck and catch their limit. One blonde says to the other, "We have to mark this spot so we can find it again!" The other says, "Great, I’ll paint an X on the bottom of the boat so we can find our spot again!" First one says, "You dummy! What if we don’t get the same boat?!!" (Instead of having a spot marked on the lake with a buoy or something)
There was an English man, a Scottish man, and an Irish man. They went to a theme park and then they came to a roller coaster. The Scottish man went first. He yelled BEER! And at the end of the roller coaster he landed in beer. The Irish man yelled WHISKEY! And he landed in whiskey. The English man yelled WHEE! And he landed in wee.
Also
There was an Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man They were at a pub when they asked the man serving the drinks if there was any spare drinks. "There are some in the room downstairs." He said, so the Scottish man went first, when he heard a voice saying "I’m going to eat your head off."
So he screamed and ran out of the pub. The same hap pend to the Irish man. Then the English man went downstairs and saw a little kid eating jelly babies.
P.S The kid downstairs was eating jelly babies and he said to a jelly baby ‘i’m going to eat your head off.’ but the irish and the scottish man thought it was a monster.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: If you slap a mosquito, it’ll stop sucking.
29 October 2009
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guy1: dude i just spent a hundred bucks on the movie theater a while ago and i didnt even watched.
guy2: what? how did that happen?!
guy1: well whenever i bought the ticket, the lady by the door kept ripping it, what a bitch!
29 October 2009 at 8:21 am