Comments on: What are good jokes for open mike night? http://www.chexpop.com/Jokes/what-are-good-jokes-for-open-mike-night/ Pop Culture, Celebrity News, Movie Reviews! Fri, 30 Jul 2010 05:39:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: nosferatu1290 http://www.chexpop.com/Jokes/what-are-good-jokes-for-open-mike-night/#comment-42001 nosferatu1290 Sat, 27 Jun 2009 19:21:07 +0000 http://www.chexpop.com/Jokes/what-are-good-jokes-for-open-mike-night/#comment-42001 two muffins are sitting in the oven. one muffin says to the other "hey, it's getting kind of hot in here" the other muffin says " Holy crap, a talking muffin" two muffins are sitting in the oven.
one muffin says to the other "hey, it’s getting kind of hot in here"
the other muffin says " Holy crap, a talking muffin"

]]> By: Carlos_V http://www.chexpop.com/Jokes/what-are-good-jokes-for-open-mike-night/#comment-42002 Carlos_V Sat, 27 Jun 2009 10:13:34 +0000 http://www.chexpop.com/Jokes/what-are-good-jokes-for-open-mike-night/#comment-42002 The fifth class students were celebrating their up-gradation. They went for a group photo along with the class teacher. The teacher, becoming emotional, said to her children, "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' Some naughty kid from backside said, "And there's the teacher, she's dead." Mandy and the School Counselor Mandy started working as an elementary school counselor and was eager to help students. One day, she noticed a girl standing alone on one side of a playing field, while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of football at the other. Sandy approached the girl and whether she was all right. The girl said she was. A little while later, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still alone. Approaching again, she offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The girl hesitated and then said, "Okay," looking at the Sandy suspiciously. Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?" "Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!" The fifth class students were celebrating their up-gradation. They went for a group photo along with the class teacher. The teacher, becoming emotional, said to her children, "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, He’s a doctor.’
Some naughty kid from backside said, "And there’s the teacher, she’s dead."

Mandy and the School Counselor

Mandy started working as an elementary school counselor and was eager to help students. One day, she noticed a girl standing alone on one side of a playing field, while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of football at the other. Sandy approached the girl and whether she was all right. The girl said she was.
A little while later, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still alone.
Approaching again, she offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?"
The girl hesitated and then said, "Okay," looking at the Sandy suspiciously.
Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?"
"Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I’m the goalie!"

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